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It was a sunny day, and you were out with your mama Yekatrina, or as others called her Ukraine.
"Oh (name)! Come on we must go to meet up with uncle Ivan for lunch! You'll get to play with Latvia!" Mama yelled out to you as you played in the wheat fields.
"Coming mama!" You yelled back and ran to her arms. She lifted you up (even if her back would hurt later).
"Oh (name) you're so filthy. We'll have to wash your face," Your mama said taking you into the house and sitting you onto the counter, "And Uncle Ivan bought you a dress. He sent it over for you to wear today."
"Really?" You asked excitedly.
"Yes, now hold still." Your Mama said rubbing a damp rag wipping your face clean.

She held your face and cleaned it, then she got you off the counter and you ran to your room where there was a brand new white dress with a yellow sunflower design and a yellow ribbon tied around the middle. You quickly changed into it and let your Mama tie the bow and zip it up for you.
"Okay let's go (name)." Ukraine said and carried you out.
"Wait! Mama, I want to pick some sunflowers for Uncle Ivan!" You cheered and dropped out of her arms and ran to your garden where there were bright yellow sunflowers. You picked the most beautiful flowers and then ran back to your Mama.
"Okay, now let's go. Is Turkey, gonna come by soon?" You asked.
"No, he's busy right now." Mama said.
"Okay." You said.

~Time skip~

"Thank you (name), for the sunflowers." Your uncle said.
"You're welcome Uncle Ivan. Is Brother Latvia here?" you asked curiously.
"Yes, he's out in the garden." Uncle Ivan said and you were off. You loved playing with Brother Latvia.
"Big brother Latvia!" You yelled out. And then you heard it. An echoe that sounded like a "ohohohoho", and a small shiver passed through you.
"Big brother Latvia." You said shakily.
"Ohohohohoho." You heard someone say. You turned and saw a creepy man with blond hair standing behind the sunflowers. He had an aura around him, that wasn't like your uncle's, it was a bit pervy and made you step back.
"What is a small little nation like you doing here?" He asked creeping up to you.
"I want my big brother." You said.
"Oh, how about I be your big brother." He said still creeping.
"MAMA!" You yelled out as loud as you could and ran.
"Come back here!" France yelled running after you.
"MAMA!" You kept yelling.
"(name)!" Your mama yelled and ran at France with a pitch fork. (where that came from you have no idea since your mama didn't bring it with her)
She hit France straight in the face and sent him flying into the garden. She then smacked him again and went back to make sure you were alright.
"Oh my poor (name), are you alright?" You asked.
"I was looking for Big brother and that man chased me!" You sniffled.
"Don't worry hun. He won't bother you anymore." Ukraine said and went back to him and stabbed the ground between France's legs, making him back up in fear.
"You will never near my little girl again. If I so even find you with in a mile of her, I will not hesitate you to destroy. Got that!" Ukraine said with a dark purple aura surrounding her, that was much more terrifying than Russia's.
France then ran screaming until Ukraine hit him with the pitch fork. She then proceeded to drag him away to god knows where. Then Uncle Ivan came and walked you back to the house.
"Don't worry, your Mama will be back. She can be really scary." Russia said.
"Okay, can I have some Vodka cookies?" You asked.
"Okay, I think I have some left over. Just don't tell your Mama." Uncle Ivan said.

~Extended ending~

Ukraine had dragged France off to the meeting room where several nations were. Her and uncle Ivan weren't there because of some business issues.
"Here. I want him no where near my daughter. Do I make myself clear?" Ukraine asked, her dark aura coming back as she threw France on the table completely knocked out. Ukraine then walked out but stopped and turned to Turkey.
"Are we still on for Saturday? (Name) can't wait to see you and Greece again." Ukraine said going back to her cheery self.
"Yes, we'll be over around lunch." He said nervously.
"Great!" Ukraine said and skipped out, once out of the building all the nations let out a sigh of relief and looked at France with utter pity, becuase really who wanted to face a furious motherly Ukraine?
Well I writ Kitty plushie, which is chibi!GreeceXChibi!Reader, and in there I wrote that no one wanted to get Ukraine's mama wrath because of the incident with France and some people wondered what happend. Well this is what happened. I hope you like it!

I don't own Hetalia!

Kitty plushie .:Chibi!GreeceXChibi!Reader:. ---->[link]
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VictiniinItaly189 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
.....I want vodka cookies!!
Go mom ukraine!
LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
OMG Ukraine is so badass! I luv it! WTF is vodka cookies?
ChaoticMercy1 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
I think it's a cookie that was baked with vodka in it. It's Russia so what did you expect?
bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Unless they were soaked in vodka after cooking, the cookies would have no alcohol in them from cooking. And if they were even 12 hours old, the alcohol would evaporate.
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Oh jesus. Run France, she can be scarier then Russia....O_O
Bokukokhmer Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol this story inspired meh
nesuna Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Vodka cookies are so awesome
Annikoko Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014   Artist
Mama Ukraine! :D
rina1999 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Vodka cookies?....sounds good but ill get drunk f they are too good!XD
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