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It was a sunny day, and you were out with your mama Yekatrina, or as others called her Ukraine.
"Oh (name)! Come on we must go to meet up with uncle Ivan for lunch! You'll get to play with Latvia!" Mama yelled out to you as you played in the wheat fields.
"Coming mama!" You yelled back and ran to her arms. She lifted you up (even if her back would hurt later).
"Oh (name) you're so filthy. We'll have to wash your face," Your mama said taking you into the house and sitting you onto the counter, "And Uncle Ivan bought you a dress. He sent it over for you to wear today."
"Really?" You asked excitedly.
"Yes, now hold still." Your Mama said rubbing a damp rag wipping your face clean.

She held your face and cleaned it, then she got you off the counter and you ran to your room where there was a brand new white dress with a yellow sunflower design and a yellow ribbon tied around the middle. You quickly changed into it and let your Mama tie the bow and zip it up for you.
"Okay let's go (name)." Ukraine said and carried you out.
"Wait! Mama, I want to pick some sunflowers for Uncle Ivan!" You cheered and dropped out of her arms and ran to your garden where there were bright yellow sunflowers. You picked the most beautiful flowers and then ran back to your Mama.
"Okay, now let's go. Is Turkey, gonna come by soon?" You asked.
"No, he's busy right now." Mama said.
"Okay." You said.

~Time skip~

"Thank you (name), for the sunflowers." Your uncle said.
"You're welcome Uncle Ivan. Is Brother Latvia here?" you asked curiously.
"Yes, he's out in the garden." Uncle Ivan said and you were off. You loved playing with Brother Latvia.
"Big brother Latvia!" You yelled out. And then you heard it. An echoe that sounded like a "ohohohoho", and a small shiver passed through you.
"Big brother Latvia." You said shakily.
"Ohohohohoho." You heard someone say. You turned and saw a creepy man with blond hair standing behind the sunflowers. He had an aura around him, that wasn't like your uncle's, it was a bit pervy and made you step back.
"What is a small little nation like you doing here?" He asked creeping up to you.
"I want my big brother." You said.
"Oh, how about I be your big brother." He said still creeping.
"MAMA!" You yelled out as loud as you could and ran.
"Come back here!" France yelled running after you.
"MAMA!" You kept yelling.
"(name)!" Your mama yelled and ran at France with a pitch fork. (where that came from you have no idea since your mama didn't bring it with her)
She hit France straight in the face and sent him flying into the garden. She then smacked him again and went back to make sure you were alright.
"Oh my poor (name), are you alright?" You asked.
"I was looking for Big brother and that man chased me!" You sniffled.
"Don't worry hun. He won't bother you anymore." Ukraine said and went back to him and stabbed the ground between France's legs, making him back up in fear.
"You will never near my little girl again. If I so even find you with in a mile of her, I will not hesitate you to destroy. Got that!" Ukraine said with a dark purple aura surrounding her, that was much more terrifying than Russia's.
France then ran screaming until Ukraine hit him with the pitch fork. She then proceeded to drag him away to god knows where. Then Uncle Ivan came and walked you back to the house.
"Don't worry, your Mama will be back. She can be really scary." Russia said.
"Okay, can I have some Vodka cookies?" You asked.
"Okay, I think I have some left over. Just don't tell your Mama." Uncle Ivan said.

~Extended ending~

Ukraine had dragged France off to the meeting room where several nations were. Her and uncle Ivan weren't there because of some business issues.
"Here. I want him no where near my daughter. Do I make myself clear?" Ukraine asked, her dark aura coming back as she threw France on the table completely knocked out. Ukraine then walked out but stopped and turned to Turkey.
"Are we still on for Saturday? (Name) can't wait to see you and Greece again." Ukraine said going back to her cheery self.
"Yes, we'll be over around lunch." He said nervously.
"Great!" Ukraine said and skipped out, once out of the building all the nations let out a sigh of relief and looked at France with utter pity, becuase really who wanted to face a furious motherly Ukraine?
Well I writ Kitty plushie, which is chibi!GreeceXChibi!Reader, and in there I wrote that no one wanted to get Ukraine's mama wrath because of the incident with France and some people wondered what happend. Well this is what happened. I hope you like it!

I don't own Hetalia!

Kitty plushie .:Chibi!GreeceXChibi!Reader:. ---->[link]
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ThePokemonz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
How could Ukraine give birth to California (like JonTron pronounced it in Barbie games)?
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Midnighteyeless Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
*le gasp* U WATCH JONTRON TOO?!
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ThePokemonz Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Of course.
I mean look at my beautiful icon.(I tiped in pokemon first,lol)
I've been watching him since the first video came out.
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Misteria2477 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
France got his ass kicked by Mother Ukraine!!!!!
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
OOOOH THE MAMA BEAR HAS COME OUT OF HIBERNATION BITCHES


RUN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES
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hetalovergirl Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member
WTF? I mean, I watch JonTron but I haven't seen every episode and I'm guessing that's a JonTron thing.
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:iconthepokemonz:
ThePokemonz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Hello,friend! Californa-A (How JonTron pronounced California) is here!
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sanniebannie4 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hmmmm~ vodka cookies sound good. xD
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VictiniinItaly189 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
.....I want vodka cookies!!
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:iconbloodycherryblossom1:
Go mom ukraine!
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LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
OMG Ukraine is so badass! I luv it! WTF is vodka cookies?
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ChaoticMercy1 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
I think it's a cookie that was baked with vodka in it. It's Russia so what did you expect?
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Unless they were soaked in vodka after cooking, the cookies would have no alcohol in them from cooking. And if they were even 12 hours old, the alcohol would evaporate.
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Oh jesus. Run France, she can be scarier then Russia....O_O
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Bokukokhmer Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol this story inspired meh
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nesuna Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Vodka cookies are so awesome
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Annikoko Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014   Artist
Mama Ukraine! :D
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:iconrina1999:
rina1999 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Vodka cookies?....sounds good but ill get drunk f they are too good!XD
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IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Student Writer
................................................................................................................................................................................................Vodka Cookies?
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HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, I won't tell mommy Ukraine about the vodka cookies.... *goes to Frances house and throws cookies at him* ITS WHAT U GET PERV! Sorry France!
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HetalianQueen Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Don't mess with Mama. Ukraine!  Noes, mah lite 
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Minda909 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hell hath no fury like a mother,especially if you fucked with their kid 
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nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Artist
Best. Motha. EVA!!
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
see!! even the sweetest, kindest, gentlest of girls can be more BADASS THAN A PRUSSIAN HONEYBADGER!!!! if that was my child, heheh, well...*pulls out flaming mini frying pan and fighting staff. very sweet but demented and twisted smile on face that scares even Belarus* you'll probably be wishing it was Ukraine or Russia or Belarus that was angry...
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avatarlover2 Featured By Owner 22 hours ago
so the thing from fairytaill....? the everlude mansion one
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:iconawsomer-than-prussia:
Oh.. This was Ukraine... I thought it was Belarus....:icontruestoryplz:
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tetocat100 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
France the pedo bear+ you= UKRAINE KICKIN BUTT!
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ReverseRecord Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Oh my coconuts.... That is the best picture I've ever seen in my life.....
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FrancyKirkland Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Mommy Ukraine is the best!
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SpikeyMacksy Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
well, at least Mama wasn't  Belarus 
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transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
But she would be kinda better
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SpikeyMacksy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
yeah
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blue-yellow-cloud Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This  great story taught me two things;
1. DO NOT mess with mommy Ukraine.
2.DON'T tell her about the cookies Ivan gives you.

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SeeUtheVocaloid Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Seems pretty realistic. I mean, she's a crybaby, but from what I have seen, if you come between a mother abd her child, THE MOM TURBS INTO A WARRIOR!!
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Imagine this was Belarus. ...*calls funeral home* yes, do you offer the ability to have skin sewn back together?
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
2 known mothers not to mess with
1. Mama Ukraine
2 . Mama Sweden
Don't ask
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Dont forget mama finland!


No seriously he will fuck a bitch up
he defeated the soviet union with less casualties and pows
with less men and firepower to begin with
fuck he scares me
what is under all that happy fluffy exterior?
A cold-blooded sniper whose people are famous for alcohol bombs.
*shudder*
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student General Artist
shit
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ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student Artist
I know 3 more
3. Mama Belarus
4. Mama Hungary (her frying pan of doom)
5. Mama Fem!Russia (beware her shovel)
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student General Artist
frying pan of doom!!!!
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LavenderMongoose Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Did you read the 'Don't Mess with Mama Sweden' fic too?

(By the way, I love your signature.)
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student General Artist
OF COURSE I DID!!
(That wasn't my signature......)
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LavenderMongoose Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Yay!!

(Yeah, I don't know WHAT was going through my head when I wrote that. The "Face pasta" thing. I dunno what it's called. :shrug:)
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student General Artist
((the face pasta thing is my signature i thought you meant 'don't ask'))
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LavenderMongoose Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
((Oooh.. yeah, it occurred to me that my comment was kinda misleading... sorry ^^;))
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hammy20113 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
badass mama Ukraine XD
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Bunny10128 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
its fine
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Bunny10128 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
U should do papa Russia's wrath and mamas bleuras wrath I don't know how to spell good but please do these thank u
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RecklessMonstrosity Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Writer
sounds like that would be fun to write, I'll try and do those when I can :) may take a while though, so sorry about that
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LawyerGirl227 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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